At one point, I wanted to be a DJ. I guess I didn’t know learning to scratch was such hard work. Go figure. That ship has sailed… and sunk (sink, sank, sunk?) lol. Nevertheless, I wouldn’t be surprised to see myself at home in an apartment full of turntables just for decoration. Kind of how I like to think of my imaginary wine collection: there just for the feel, ya’ know, decor’s sake. Quick question, though: who still has vinyl, anyway? You can get this one-armed record player at Urban Outfitters.com.